Unsafe

“Rickety rack” the unstable Sydney Harbour Bridge shook as if it was complaining. It was a cold day and it was snowing ceaselessly. The ice was freezing the bridge’s bolts and it shook incredibly dangerously. And I was right in the middle of it. There was traffic and it was snowing AND we were on a bridge that could possibly break in half. Yay.

Then suddenly I felt a jolt and then my tummy turned. We were falling. I grabbed onto the seat in front of me and I lurched myself forward. We were falling.. The doors were locked and then I tried to get out. What a knuckle-head, I forgot that the doors are-

“SPLASH!!!” We were plunged into the crisp ocean. Our car suddenly filled up with cold, unpleasant water. And then I figured that the ice froze the bolts and completely let loose. My head was is like like fire, prickling away. I couldn’t take it any more, I fain-

“NEEE NOOOW NEEE NOOOW NEEE NOOOW!” I heard. Hands and hands were pulling me out of an, ocean? I plummeted into an ocean?I was on a stretcher and was being driven to the hospital. I was grateful to live and tell the tale…